Purse Contains Supplies For The Inevitable

What’s in a purse? That which we call a handbag, by any other name would feel as cumbersome. Okay, a bit Shakespearean, but really ladies, what’s in your purse? I handed mine to Mr. Right the other day and he stumbled backward at the unexpected weight. “What do you have in this thing?” He groaned and plopped the bag on the kitchen counter. (There really was a PLOP sound.) “I think I’ve herniated…